This is really random but

So I know a certain theatre person reads this but is unable to comment but I thought Id share this with you, so I created a hypothetical conversation between us were you tell me I'm not old enough to drink (I'll explain how I got to that part in person) then I say "yeah well your not tall enough to ride the roller coasters but you do anyway" and then I imagined you flailing around in a roller coaster seat freaking out and it was really funny

When you do those things

When you confidently yell out the wrong answer in class, when you fall while trying to sit down, or when you drop your phone in the toilet are all "those things". What might you ask are this things. Those things are the things that make you feel stupid. There isn't much to say on that topic so I will instead leave you with a mission, it's impossible. But try to watch twilight without pulling your eyes out <[:D>>> epic troll wizard

Smelly stuff

So today I got some lotion from my great friend Icecream Unicorn and it smelled nice. Well now hours later I was smelling my arm thinking "why does my arm smell like it should be nomed on" then I remembered the lotion. This is totally unrelated but I thought of how ironic my theatre teachers name (Mrs.Young) would be ironic when she's 73 and chillen I'm her 13 million dollar house drinking caviar smoothies cause she got dough like pillsberry. :D

This one time

At band camp... No just kidding. I want to teach you a magical lesson on how to remain dorkishly happy. If someone bugs you let em have it don't hold it in. This way your not asspargusly irked when your around your sparklish friends. I sound like a mad libs

Bad poetry

So I thought about something, in poetry when they like you they snap as a posed to in non-buret wearing activities you clap, but in normal stuff if they don't like you they boo so in poetry if they don't like you do they whisper "that didn't make my ears want to tap dance across a filthy street". Some one should fill me in on that shiz nat right there yo! Haha just kidding I'm not ghetto at all! <[:D>>> wizardness

The awkward moment when...

You realize that you hilarious "awkward moment" statuses aren't really that hilarious and your just flooding my page with every day situations and clichés. Maybe 20 percent of them are funny and that's exaggerated. Jessie knows how to be funny but really some if you should shut up and grow up.

Like trains and stuff

I was having a muffintasticly philosophical moment today. I adorably realized how translucently fun it is to use nonsensical adjectives. from now on my fiery words will be mysteriously filled with unicornmazing adjectives. That is all. Go find a girlfriend or something (reverse roll to all the ladies out there) :D

Mario

Mario and Luigi are awesome they shoot fire they fight evil turtles (normal turtles are cool) they have hot girl friends they can teleport. Those are the good things. The bad things: they can be killed by walking fungus there girlfriends are always getting kidnaped they're plumbers and they have a drug problem (shrooms). One last awesome thing though THEY HAVE A PET DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!

All About Mrs.Young

I made one rule when I made this blog: Never make it personal. Why might you ask? Because 1)people might be all like "ugh this is his personal life I don't care" or 2) become overly involved I'm my life and be all stalkerish. But I'm going to break it to talk about my awesome theatre teacher Mrs.Young. She allows my ridiculous antics and is great at acting and all that good stuff. Shes letting me host the talent Which is cool. We play this game in theatre were one person is at a bus stop and along comes a weird stranger who invades there privacy and opens there live up way to much and it's always fun to do. Mrs.Young is like a flying unicorn Pegasus that shoots lasers from her eyes and ice cream from her horn.

Pandas

Pandas are like adorably amazing ninjas. They hide in day light as cute little bears but at night a panda will mess you up. They have bamboo spears that are sharp and eco friendly. Pandas are awesome and I want a pet panda.

Music

Music is like a drug, a drug I'm addicted to. It is the beat to my heart and the taco to my jazz hands. That reminds me why do people snap at poetry? Is clapping to main stream? Well anyway music is amazing especially when it gives you the I-want-to-dance-spastically-even-though-you-know-your-friends-are-with-you-and-your-in-public-but-you-dance-anyway-and-then-find-yourself-on-YouTube-with-3,000,000-views kind of feeling.

UNICORNS

I LIKE UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also Pegasus are cool

Random Hug Attacks

I have found the random quirky girls I hang out with LOVE random hug attacks. I like nutella. Invader Zim is awesome. Let's all get muffins. Can soneone make me a cake.

sparkly sparkles

What the fudge is up with twilight?!?!? She has a baby in like two weeks what's up with that??? She basically has to decide between bestiality and necrophilia. Stephanie Mehyer is crazy. Vampires that don't sparkle are awesome and she gives them a bad name

Unicorns

In case you were wondering:Horse+Narwhal=Unicorn. Unicorns do not poop rainbows they just act awesome, look awesome, and they have magical powers, I want a Unicorn and a Pegasus and let them mate to create a super creature.

Waffles

Waffles are like little circle squares of happiness filled with delicious maple rivers. No but seriously I love waffles. On another note I need sone bad jokes I can use because I an hosting a talent show, comment your bad jokes :P

Idiots

There are a few things that make me angry and número uno is idiots. Not the kind of idiots who struggle with learning because I respect those for trying, I'm talking about the "attach a rope with a handle on the back of my pick up truck so my friend who is not wearing any protecting can hang on while I go 30 miles per hour kind of idiots". Why would that be a good idea? It's like saying "hey bro let's break multiple bones doing the stupidest thing we can think of". Those people make me want to pay for a billboard that reads "You idiots make common sense so uncommon". If only I had the money.

The Name

So I realized the name for my blog doesn't make much sense so I'll explain it to you: The day I created this blog I went to the store with a friend of mine, we decided to start talking to random foods in the store and we ended up talking to some fruit. That's it I'm just crazy and all that good stuff

Giraffes

So I love giraffes but i was thinking the other day "what is the big deal with giraffes". Here are the things I have come up with:
1)Long neck to reach stuff up high
2)Look freaking awesome
3)Girl magnet
4)You can name him giraffarig so he becomes a pokemon
5)Giraffes are cool
Aubrey here I am mentioning you. 
good bye the 3 readers i might have.